Patch’s Birthday Party in Tweet form
My house is full of sword wielding boys. twas not supposed to rain on party day, else I’d not have put ‘bring a sword’ on the invites.
It turns out that 10 boys with padded swords do not need a party plan. They just need melee room. Will intervene with pizza before tears.
Serving soda to 10 boys is surprisingly similar to bar tending as seen in films. “two orange/root beer blends and a 7up!”
All boys will be disarmed before presents and cake. No exceptions.
Bugs Bunny is always a great way to end a party.
Once again I discover that my favorite part of kid birthday parties is the quiet afterward.
Mirrored from onecobble.com.